Climbing the Corporate Ladder 101 (according to Mom)

Mom:
"Minsan, ang tao, kailangan mo lang silang bigyan ng isang supot ng mani para makuha ang puso nila."

English translation:
"Sometimes you just need to give people a bag of peanuts to win their hearts."

LJ-ish translation:
"Honey, in order to succeed, you gotta kiss, lick and wipe ass."

Ugh.